Tuesday 29 July, 2003

Musings of a confused philosopher:

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

And now some of my favs:
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
To be a leader, watch where others are headed then run out in front of them.
Strangers are only friends we haven't met.

I'll post more of these soon.