All of you know me as a funny guy. One of my most favorite comedies happens to be the Blackadder series. Do catch it on TV if you can.
Here are some of my most fav insults from that series. This is Blackadder commenting on various topics:-

ON BALDRICK'S ACTING

The only decent impression he can do is of the man with no talent.

Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by civilisation who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.

ON BOB

You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club.

ON THE FLYING ACES

For 'magnificent men' read 'biggest showoffs since Lady Godiva entered the royal enclosure at Ascot claiming she had literally nothing to wear.'

ON LIEUTENANT GEORGE'S ACTING

You were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick.

ON PRIME MINISTER PITT

He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.

ON THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL

He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.
ON SQUADRON COMMANDER FLASHHEART

Most of the infantry think you're a prat. Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flashheart or the man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time.

ON WAR

A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.