In my visit's to various Buffalo Bar's I have met people and seen people say stuff that is strange and very peculiar.

So i decided to let people know what people mean when they say something.
Here is the unofficial bar terminology

1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(We will not be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end... drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round, they will be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to have sex with your girl friend.)

4. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL."
(FEMALE) (I am easy.)

5. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL."
(MALE) (I am gay.)

6. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (FEMALE)
(I am really easy)

7. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (MALE)
(I'm really gay)

8. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME."
(FEMALE)
(You are paying more attention to your friends than to me.)

9. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME."
(MALE) (I am horny.)

10. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I have not bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)

11. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE) (Get the hell out of the way.)

12. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd.)

13. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Do not even think about groping me; just get the hell out of my way.)

14. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are certainly not all that, Miss Thing, coming in here dressed like a hoochie...
In addition, get your eyes off my man, or I will slap you like the cheap sl*t that you are.)

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