Tuesday 8 July, 2003

Hilarious French and American Swipes:---

[Excerpts from a phone call between George W. Bush and French president Jacques Chirac]
Bush> Remember, Jacques: if it weren't for our help in WWII, now you'd be speaking German.

Chirac> I know, but consider this: if it weren't for our help in the Independence war, you'd be speaking English.

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At last our prayers have been answered: Iraqi people are about to become free of their anti-democratic, power-crazed, war-mongering, decisive, ruthless ruler.
Now, friends, we start praying for American people.

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"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from
Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-- Jay Leno
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"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a
threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru
Paris with a German Flag on it."
-- Dave Letterman
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.......and my all time favorite! Why are all the highways in France lined
with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
-- The French Army
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Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
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The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count on
the French to be there when they need us."
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