Friday 8 September 2006

Quotes of the Day

It's been a while. But the quotes have returned.

 

Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair.
-- George Burns

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
-- Sam Levenson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis