I apologise to any sardarji's in advance
Read at your own risk....

You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot out.

Thinks socialism means partying

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his
head.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!)

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.(Again, T silent)

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.