Haha nice. Modern units of measurement.. some are pretty funny:
2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = won ton
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000 aches = 1 kilohurtz
2,000 mockingbirds = Two kilomockingbirds
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
10 rations = 1 decoration
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
100 Senators = not 1 decision
And the last one...
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV league
From Al Lowe.....