So we went to this person's surprise 60'th b'day party and some people were drunk like most Punjabis are at any given function.


People were making speeches. My uncle was the first to give one. He was really good. But the highlight of the night was a person wishing the birthday man Happy New Year and upon being corrected, said in his defence that he had been drinking since 6'o clock that evening. This incident took place around 11:00PM


Please, if any one is throwing me any kind of party... all speeches to be done before open bar commences.