Laugh it all up people.
Top Ten Good Things About Having The Same Name As A Celebrity
10. Donald Trump: "I forward my credit card bills to him and the idiot actually pays them"
9. Bruce Willis: "My wife can say she saw Bruce Willis naked"
8. Tom Hanks: "Between the two of us, guys named 'Tom Hanks' have won a pair of Academy Awards"
7. Jennifer Lopez: "Who else gets to have 3am phone conversations with a drunken Ben Affleck?"
6. Brad Pitt: "Not only do we have the same name, we have the same abs" (guy lifts shirt)
5. Michael Jackson: "One check sent to the wrong address and I'm set for life"
4. Tom Cruise: "Wait, there's another Tom Cruise?"
3. Julia Roberts: "I can talk the Blockbuster guy into giving me a dollar off when I rent 'Erin Brockovich'"
2. Sean Connery: "I just nailed Julia Roberts in the green room"
1. Dave Letterman: "When people meet me, they say, 'Wow, you look much better in person'"