in nyc.

long island to be exact.


saw rockfeller (is the spelling correct?) tree and empire (no, not microsoft) state building)

Ruman's Blog


Destination NYC


Will see snow in nyc for the first time in a decade.


Seems like it should be a blast.


Current playlist below

NOTE : - This one is a long 'un


1. Rolling Stones - Satisfaction (3:46)
2. Aretha Franklin - Respect (2:29)
3. Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (8:00)
4. Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone (6:10)
5. Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run (4:31)
6. The Eagles - Hotel California (6:32)
7. The Doors - Light My Fire (7:08)
8. Beach Boys - Good Vibrations (3:38)
9. Beatles - Hey Jude (7:08)
10. John Lennon - Imagine (3:05)
11. Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone (6:55)
12. Kingsmen - Louie Louie (2:46)
13. Beatles - Yesterday (2:35)
14. The Who - My Generation (3:24)
15. Marvin Gaye - What's Going On (3:54)
16. Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode (2:47)
17. Derek And The Dominos - Layla (7:06)
18. The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again (8:32)
19. Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock (2:29)
20. Don McLean - American Pie (8:32)
21. Beatles - A Day In The Life (5:34)
22. James Brown - I Feel Good (2:46)
23. Stevie Wonder - Superstition (3:58)
24. Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand (2:27)
25. The Rolling Stones - Brown Sugar (3:49)
26. Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze (2:44)
27. The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (6:23)
28. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (5:54)
29. The Kinks - You Really Got Me (2:16)
30. Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman (2:58)
31. Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water (4:53)
32. Elvis Presley - Hound Dog (2:15)
33. Beatles - Let It Be (4:03)
34. Otis Redding - Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay (2:45)
35. Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower (4:01)
36. Aerosmith - Walk This Way (3:32)
37. The Temptations - My Girl (2:42)
38. Bill Haley & His Comets - Rock Around The Clock (2:11)
39. Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine (3:14)
40. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary (3:09)
41. Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild (3:28)
42. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (5:01)
43. Sting And The Police - Every Breath You Take (4:14)
44. Ray Charles - What'd I Say (6:22)
45. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird (9:07)
46. Buddy Holly - That'll Be The Day (2:16)
47. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love (5:34)
48. Aerosmith - Dream On (4:25)
49. Mamas And The Papas - California Dreaming (2:39)
50. Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl (3:03)
51. Troggs - Wild Thing (2:35)
52. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Suite - Judy Blue Eyes (7:24)
53. Michael Jackson - Beat It (4:19)
54. Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire (1:53)
55. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (4:48)
56. Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (2:41)
57. Bob Dylan - Blowin' In The Wind (2:45)
58. Beatles - Twist And Shout (2:33)
59. Billy Joel - Piano Man (5:37)
60. Beatles - She Loves You (2:22)
61. David Bowie - Space Oddity (5:18)
62. Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever (4:10)
63. Led Zeppelin - Kashmir (8:33)
64. Patsy Cline - Crazy (2:41)
65. Clash - London Calling (3:20)
66. Rolling Stones - Jumpin' Jack Flash (3:41)
67. Led Zeppelin - Rock And Roll (3:40)
68. Al Green - Let's Stay Together (3:15)
69. Elvis Presley - All Shook Up (1:59)
70. Rod Stewart - Maggie May (5:44)
71. Elton John - Your Song (4:02)
72. Elvis Presley - Heartbreak Hotel (2:08)
73. Beach Boys - God Only Knows (2:48)
74. Chubby Checker - The Twist (2:36)
75. Little Richard - Good Golly Miss Molly (2:08)
76. Cream - Sunshine Of Your Love (4:10)
77. Beach Boys - California Girls (2:38)
78. Eddie Cochran - Summertime Blues (1:58)
79. Carl Perkins - Blue Suede Shoes (2:14)
80. Beatles - A Hard Day's Night (2:34)
81. James Taylor - Fire And Rain (4:33)
82. Them - Gloria (2:35)
83. Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing (4:07)
84. Rolling Stones - Start Me Up (3:35)
85. Boston - More Than A Feeling (4:42)
86. Sting And The Police - Roxanne (3:12)
87. Queen - We Are The Champions (3:01)
88. Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue (5:43)
89. Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love (2:56)
90. Ben E. King - Stand By Me (2:55)
91. Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On (2:53)
92. AC DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (3:30)
93. Prince - When Doves Cry (5:54)
94. Wilson Pickett - In The Midnight Hour (2:35)
95. Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin' (2:55)
96. Van Halen - Jump (4:03)
97. Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road (4:47)
98. Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry (6:27)
99. Ritchie Valens - La Bamba (2:47)
100. Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun (3:07)
101. 3 Doors Down - When I'm Gone (4:15)
102. A New Found Glory - My Friends Over You (3:39)
103. New Found Glory - Head On Collision (3:46)
104. Adema - The Way You Like It (3:39)
105. Alien Ant Farm - Movies (3:25)
106. Audioslave - Cochise (3:42)
107. Box Car Racer - I Feel So... (3:35)
108. Chad Kroeger - Hero - Main Version (3:21)
109. Chevelle - The Red (3:58)
110. Coldplay - Clocks (5:07)
111. Creed - One Last Breath (3:58)
112. Creed - Weathered (5:30)
113. Dave Mathews Band - Grey Street (5:21)
114. Dave Matthews Band - Where Are You Going (3:57)
115. Default - Deny (3:55)
116. Distillers - L.A. Girl (2:51)
117. Disturbed - Disturbed - Prayer (3:39)
118. Eddie Vedder - You've Got To Hide Your Love Away (2:10)
119. Familiar 48 - The Question (3:43)
120. Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies (3:50)
121. Foo Fighters - The One (2:44)
122. Foo Fighters - All My Life -music-madness (4:25)
123. Godsmack - I Stand Alone (4:06)
124. artist - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous (3:10)
125. Green Day - Desensitized (2:49)
126. The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So (3:21)
127. Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark (2:55)
128. Hoobastank - Running Away (3:00)
129. Incubus - Nice To Know You (4:43)
130. Incubus - Warning (4:40)
131. Jack Johnson - Flake (4:40)
132. Jerry Cantrell - Anger Rising (6:14)
133. Jimmy Eat World - A Praise Chorus (4:02)
134. John Mayer - No Such Thing (3:51)
135. Josh Tobin - Playa Haters (3:12)
136. Korn - Here To Stay (4:34)
137. KoRn - Thoughtless (4:34)
138. Linkin Park - Papercut (3:05)
139. Linkin Park - Points Of Authority (3:27)
140. Mighty Mighty Bosstones - You Gotta Go (2:39)
141. moby - We Are All Made Of Stars (3:44)
142. Nickelback - Too Bad (3:54)
143. Nirvana - You Know You're Right (3:35)
144. Offspring - Defy You (3:51)
145. Ok Go - Get Over It (3:16)
146. Our Lady Peace - Innocent (3:43)
147. Papa Roach - She Loves Me Not (3:35)
148. Pearl Jam - I Am Mine (3:36)
149. Pearl Jam - Save You (3:49)
150. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me (3:36)
151. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry (5:04)
152. Puddle of Mudd - Drift and Die (3:37)
153. Quarashi - Stick 'Em Up (3:27)
154. Queens Of The Stoneage - No One Knows (4:47)
155. Rob Zombie - Never Gonna Stop (3:09)
156. Saliva - Always (3:51)
157. Seether - Fine Again (4:04)
158. Sifl And Olly - United States Of Whatever (2:03)
159. Staind - For You (3:26)
160. Starsailor - Good Souls (4:51)
161. Stone Sour - Bother (4:00)
162. SugarCult - Bouncing Off the walls (2:21)
163. Sugarcult - Pretty Girl (The Way) (3:28)
164. Sum 41 - Still Waiting (2:37)
165. Taproot - Poem (3:09)
166. Strokes - Hard To Explain (3:24)
167. The Strokes - 07,Last Night (3:13)
168. The Strokes - Someday (3:05)
169. The Used - The Taste of Ink (3:37)
170. The Vines - Outtathaway! (3:02)
171. The Vines - Get Free (2:06)
172. The White Stripes - Fell in love with a girl(2) (1:50)
173. Transplants - Diamonds and Guns (4:01)
174. Trust Company - Downfall (3:10)
175. U2 - Electrical Storm (1:55)
176. Unwritten Law - Seein Red (3:46)
177. The Executioners - It's Going Down (Feat Linkin P (3:32)
178. Zwan - honestly (3:37)

Saddam's an OutKast: Hey Allah!

Saddam is an outkast????


Really funny shit.

Downloads - Support - Lavasoft

pdate for the Lavasoft AdAware software.

Download it and save the trouble people

Back at Bm's.

My first post from my computer which is now in Bm's basement.

Got a nice wireless network going in the house.

Ind 233/6 (Dravid 72* Agarkar 0*) - Wisden CricInfo: "72.4 MacGill to Dravid, FOUR, cuts to the deep cover boundary, and INDIA cracks a win in Australia for the first time since February 1981"

A Review of Microsoft Technology for 2003, Preview for 2004


Where will the empire take us in the end????

According to Sitemeter, this website got its 1000'th page view the past week.

Thanks to everyone who inspired me to keep this site up-to-date and not slip into the abyss like so many blogs do.

I hope that the content keeps coming and so do you.


Thanks again.

Ruman.
Monday. 12/15/2003.
6:43 AM

Saddam Captured.

These are not rumours.

Army Generals confirmed that he has been captured . He was captured in Tikrit.


Some people celebrate while some just get another reason to keep fighting.

I love my life.

3 hrs of sleep in the last 45 hours. Beat my previous best by a landslide-type margin.

You can bet that I'll be welcoming the darkness once it arrives.

So freakin tired

Is anyone even reading this stuff???

ESPN.com - Buffalo Clubhouse


Three game win streak baby!!!!!

Here it is, I will be posting one such playlist every week,

Week I :


1. Coldplay - In My Place (New Album Version) (3:50)
2. (X-Filez) Theme (Remix) (3:30)
3. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - Free Falling.mp3 (4:14)
4. Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight (3:59)
5. Default - Wasting My Time (4:29)
6. Jay-Z - '03 Bonnie And Clyde Ft. Beyonce 1102 (3:45)
7. Old School - Wedding Song - Total Eclipse of the Heart (0:52)
8. Harry Chapin - Cats In The Cradle (3:53)
9. Joe Cocker - Wonder Years Theme (5:01)
10. Dobie Gray - Drift Away (3:58)
11. INXS - Need You Tonight (3:02)
12. Inner Circle - Sweat (3:47)
13. Darude - Sandstorm (Club Mix) (7:26)
14. Rick James - Super Freak (3:23)
15. - Eric Clapton - Layla (Acoustic) (4:46)
16. dr dre - The next Episode (2:41)
17. Puddle of Mudd - Blurry (5:03)
18. Smashmouth - All Star (3:19)
19. Chad Kroeger - Hero - Main Version (3:21)
20. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me (3:36)
21. Incubus - Drive (3:52)
22. Bruce Springstein - Born In The USA (4:41)
23. David Gray - Babylon (4:25)
24. The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony (5:56)
25. The Fugees - The Fugees - The Score - 12 - No Woman, No Cry (4:33)
26. ATC-Around The World(club remix) (5:38)
27. Cranberries - 04 zombie (5:06)
28. Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper (4:13)
29. Linkin Park - Papercut (3:05)
30. 3 Doors Down - When I'm Gone (4:15)
31. Creed - One Last Breath (3:58)
32. Zwan - honestly (3:37)
33. Tupac - Runnin' (Dying To Live) (Feat. The Notorious B.I.G.) (3:51)
34. The Calling - Where Ever You Will Go (3:27)
35. Audioslave - Like a Stone (4:54)
36. 10,000 Maniacs - Because The Night (3:43)
37. (Savage garden) To the moon and back (5:41)
38. U2 - With or Without You (4:56)
39. Vertical Horizon - Everything You Want (4:16)
40. Three Doors Down - Kryptonite (3:54)

Attended my classics review today.

The entire class had literally no idea what was going on.

Essay type questions; An hour long essay and quotes indentifictaion. The clincher is that the final exam is on south campus.


Anyway, posting my current playlist in a few minutes.

Hi,

I found a great newspaper article on the internet and wanted to share it with you. To check it out simply click on the link below:

http://iReadTheNewsToday.com/266119545

Bye

So its 6:16 am and I have my final marketing class in 90 minutes.

I am so sleepy, got a big friday ahead.

How fu$%# up is that???

BJP stumps Congress to clinch series 3-1 - The Times of India


Take that!!!!!!!

Indians may be the oldest lot: Studies - The Times of India


Interesting stuff

Rumsfeld gets 'foot in mouth' - The Times of India


Wow talk about freaky.

Just today I was remembering Rumsfields's Famous statement out of no where and then right now I checked the Timesofindia website only to find the quote there again.


I am a pseudo-psycic.


Beam me up Scotty.

Digital Cameras - Kodak EasyShare DX4530 Digital Camera Review, Information, Specifications


Thats the camera I got people.

So check it out and lemme know what you thought about my decision.

Note, the deal I got was for $ 224.74

What an awesome deal.

A kodak 5.0 megapixel camera with 32 internal memory for only $ 224.74


Now thats thanksgiving people

On my way to Target and Best Buy on this very cold but still awesome Black Friday.


Post the buying info after I cum back and wake up from sated slumber.

I am truly the dc pron and gaming pimp.


My tag line is truly fitting:-


What can brown do for you?

weather.com - Local Weather Page


Check for my weather

Just installed Microsoft Office 2003.

Looks good, but then again, with the empire, you can never really tell

Can' wait for black friday.

BTW, people who don't know why they call it black friday:-

In commerce lingo, being in the black meant that you made a profit that day. Hence the name.

In 2002, Wal-Mart had black friday sales of over a billion dollars.

Now THATS a lot of money

WESTLAKE, Ohio -- Police found a steak knife stuck in a kitchen cabinet and marijuana while searching the home of Cleveland Browns running back William Green, whose fiancee has been accused of stabbing him in the back.


What has the world come to?

RateMyProfessors.com - Funniest Ratings


Some really funny shit

TINY'S: Keeping America healthy in a hurry.


We are done but the site lives on

Blogjam presents: Neil Armstrong - The Truth

Outrageously funny

On my way to the marketing prsentation.


Despite being prepared; in a shirt,tie, blazer and suede shoes, I can't help but feel small and incomplete.

I AM prepared and now all thats left to do is to go there and 'Just do it"

India looks all set to win this one

Myblog


Thats right. Just testing typepad's service.

I have been procrastinating that for a long long time

India is winning right now against the Kiwis a.k.a Black Caps .


Go India

phpBB :: Creating Communities


This ones highly recommended for all you mods and admins

New Scientist


Hmmm, surely it is an interesting method.

Only time will tell if these techniques actually succeed.

From 61 F to 30 F in ONE FREAKIN DAY...


lets go buffalo........

ITS WINDY AS HELL

Anyone having a nice collection of X files Eps and wants to exchange some email me please.

Home of the Whirlwind Galaxy - Founded by Kingdom of New Antar



From the same people who brought you Ruman's Blog

Jennifer Government: NationStates


Go ahead and get involved.

Email me if you wanna join my region.

“The Internet is one of the rare, if not unique, instances where ‘hype’ is accompanied by understatement, not overstatement…I don’t think we know what has hit us.”

Nicholas Negroponte, Director, MIT Media Lab

The X-Files Timeline -- Prehistory to 1970

Simply amazing.

I have re-discovered my roots.

Rohan's X-Files Realm


X files fans GO HERE.


That means you neha and u2 munnax.

Here is something to think about.

Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken

But you see it's not me, it's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are cryin'
In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie
In your head, what's in your head Zombie

Another mother's breaking heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken
It's the same old theme since 1916
In your head, in your head they're still fightin'
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are dyin'

In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie
In your head, what's in your head Zombie

- Zombie

Xtopher
Dopeshiznit



Joined: 23 Aug 2003
Posts: 1088
Location: Hadley / NJ

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:24 am Post subject:
they're probably just all machines or something. i really hope the ending is simple as you people (the royal "you", meaning internet assholes) have so overanalyzed this movie that it almost makes me think i wish it was all just a dream sequence and neo will wake up at the end with nothing on his screen.

Thank god it never happened that way....

Just got back from watching one of the best movies of all time it has to be said. Thats right, first day second show here in buffalo saw me and sumedh mcheck out Matrix Revolutions.

I'll comment on this movie in a while, still thinking about it.

CrushCalculator @ Pranks007.com


This is the best. Try it today, it really worked for me.

ESPN.com - Page2 - How to rebuild the Yankees

A very good plan.
Go for it George!!!!

The X-Files Conspiracy X-plained

Woah the truth is definately out there

I mean cease

'We should give up Ayodhya' - The Times of India

Will wonders EVER sieze????

I went to my classes today disguised as a person actually interested in friday classes

Happy Halloween.

Just got back from Lewis Black at the Center for the Arts.

It was one of the best 90 min periods I ever spent.
He got me thinking about many things.

I need some more time to think before I can comment on them.

Post more soon.

What is Winamp?
What is Winamp? A player you say? No, no baby. Winamp is much more than that.

Winamp is a lifestyle. It is freestyle. Give me a word. Versatility? Yeah. Visionary? Of course. Community? Now you're talking.

Winamp lives because it's users have a life.

Winamp is in the coffee house. On the laptop. Of the guy. Who is writing the screenplay. That you will be watching next year.

Winamp is on the screen. In the club. Where the DJ plays the tracks. That get you through the night.

Winamp is with you. When you take your playlist. Push it to the ether. And share the music that you love. With all of humanity.

Winamp lets you put together the soundtrack. That runs in the background of your mind. And allows you to define your life.

Winamp is your skin. Allowing you to look and feel the way you want.

Winamp is what it is and nothing more. But you are the one who makes it. Winamp is there for you. It is yours. What happens next? You tell me. Download Winamp.

-jonathan "feel the love" ward

Panjabi-MC.com - The Official PMC Website: "KEEP YOR FACE DOWN AND HIDE IT WITH A SCARF DON'T JUST GIVE YOUR LOVE TO ANYONE CHORUS BE CAREFUL OF THE BOYS YOU'VE ONLY JUST GROWN UP IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT YOU'VE GOT BEAUTIFUL EYES ONCE YOU'VE REALISED THIS YOU WILL BECOME SHY LOOK AFTER YOUR YOUTH THIS TIME WON'T COME AGAIN CHORUS AS YOU ARE GROWING UP PEOPLE ARE BECOMING AWARE OF YOUR GOOD LOOKS EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR THIN WAIST THERES NO ONE LIKE YOU CHORUS THE BOYS ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY THE STREETS ARE FULL OF STORIES ABOUT YOUR LOOKS DON'T LET THE ATTENTION DROWN YOU. CHORUS"

ESPN.com Buffalo Wins, ends 18 game skid

WE WON......THE STREAK IS OVER.


Ub beats Ohio on football saturday.

and the yankees fight back...


one more time

Experimenting with adding links....

Added two links on left hand top corner,

Thats my email address and a link for google news. Will experiment with positioning and prob add some more links this week.

ESPN.com - NCF - College Football Recap

Hey, atleast we tried this time.

Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne Review for PC at GameSpot

Yes, it has arrived

Just could not help myself......here is the latest.

Yankees and Red Sox played each other 26 times ( a new mlb record)
That meant a total gametime of 83 hrs

it was 83 years ago that Babe Ruth was traded to the yankees.

Co-incidence...

I don't think so

YEAH.......................I am happy. thats it.. Nothing more.

I am too ecstatic to post anything more ....



Yankees win

WOO-HOO......go yanks.....


and to thinkl i almost fell asleep there in the eight....oh for shame!!!!

The end of an era.
Good bye Rocket

U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing | New Money | The New Currency


Woah, this stuff is good

Got a test at 3:30 pm today. So I had woken up early to study.

Its 6:21 am right now. I am just taking a break before I get back to it.

Post more soon.

Hot Dayum

Its so cold and windy today in the Buffalo-Niagra region.

Heavy wind and rain alert. As I post this , I look outside my dorm window and it feels like freakin Jurrasic Park out there.


Hope I don't get BLOWN AWAY today

UB Network Managment Information


This is my house

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cms.dll/html/uncomp/articleshow?msid=225720

-6,000 youths infected every day - The Times of India

Holy COW

Come then , listnen to my word and take heed of it: I will tell you of the two roads of inquiry which offer themselves to the mind. The one way, that It Is and cannot not-be, is the way of credibility based on truth. The other way, that It Is Not and that not-being must be, cannot be grasped by the mind; for you cannot know not-being and cannot express it.

- Parminedes

ESPN.com - NFL - Boxscore

Take that Bucs

Music is always my solace

AP Analysis: Israel's strike on Syria threatens to widen Israel-Palestinian conflict

Finally

Another shameless plugin.

DC++, easily one of the best software I have ever used
On my birthday last night, I went on a download spree....I went retro, I found this one user with top 100 lists for the last 36 years...needless to say i went sic on it.


hehehe

right now enjoying the fruits of my labor.

Happy Birthday Ruman.

Counting down the hours
The years flew by
Well, its my birthday
This blog is to remember me by.

-Originally Composed in 45 seconds by Moi.

Wow, what a way to celebrate the day before the birthday...

MY first Funnel...


Woo-Hoo




The initiation continues....

Fragments from the Presocrative philosophers:-


The next few postings might contain musings of some very ancient greek philospohers. If anyone wants some extra information about these postings, be sure to email me.

Thales

The magnetic stone has soul beacause it sets the iron in motion.

Essays don't get written in the buisiness world.
They might be written but essays don't get read in the buisness world.

Quoting my marketing professor at 8:00 am this fine morning.

ITS OCTOBER

Oh man, can't believe the Yankees lost game one.
Well, hope they can win the next three...heheh

India climbing up the sex ladder: Durex survey - The Times of India

Go India Go

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European nation rather
than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-yearphase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl..

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza pepl.

Lavasoft

Click on the link above which will take you to the lavasoft homepage.

Download and run the mentioned ad-aware software. It will make your life easier

The good die young and the pricks live forever
- Lewis Black.

Finally gave in to my temptation today and changed my desktop background to a wonderful collage of Shiri Appelby.


Man, I love her.

Happy Birthday Neha

Yes. finally it has arrived.
Click below.


Athlon64: AMD Plays Its Trump Card

Any body living in New Mumbai, clcik below to be a part of the Rotaract club of New Bombay..

Criteria for membership:-
17
Alive and Breathing
Willing to commit to the moment.


Rotaract Club of New Bombay

Happy Birthday Chintan

Had a great marketing exam today. Got a good grade in my previous exam as well....life is looking good

Title field

Just taking a break from all that studying....

Marketing Exam in 2 1/2 hrs.


p.s Also testing the title field

Yes....I finally managed to assimilate a commenting system into my blog..

So now people can say what they want to.....just keep it a little decent people....

CLick on Shout Out to Continue

Please go to the website below. Trust me...its important.

Michael Moore.com : Mike's Message

The tragic mistake is to assume
That any treasure, object, or person
Must be possessed to be loved.

- Ethel Sabin Smith

Absence is to love
What wind is to fire;
It extinguishes the small,
It enkindles the great

- Roger De Bussy-Rabutin

The most random trip of my life.

Took a 2 1/2 hr trip to denny's at 1:45 am....but it was totally worth it. Walked about 2 1/2 miles......nice

Now its 4:14 am and I am in my room about to go and search for my roommate whose birthday is today...

Happy Birthday Kevin.

The Amazing Human Brain


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do
not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro

pretty wild huh

Wow, this has been my longest posting delay since I came back from India. It just happened for no reason at all.

Well this post is small.....sorry abt that

Bills Win.

Giants somehow Steal Defeat from the Jaws of Victory.

Saw Shaggy perform last night at the UB BULLS home opener...Had a blast.



Go Bills

Just came back from probably the greatest concert I have ever attended.

It started out with Li'l Kim.....but my peeps and me were drinkin so no one cared...

Then came Naz.....blew the bat straight out of frickin hell......

What A performance.......and tops came GODSMACK.....they laid the smack on every bitch up alright........

The best part....it was free

If Drugs Were Legal - SeeThru Zine

Click above to see how drugs would be marketed if they were made legal.

The lines below actually made me feel good

"I Think"

I Think plates are really a huge problem
I Think dishes are too much on my mind
I Think aprons have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like a Keats line, which won't let go of my brain
Like that cutie's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Hubies Manager
Blame it on Hubies Manager
Blame it on Hubies Manager

I Think water are gonna drive us all crazy
And pizza dishes make me feel like a child
I Think gloves will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like a Keats line, which won't let go of my brain
Like that cutie's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Hubies Manager
Blame it on Hubies Manager
Blame it on Hubies Manager

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like that cutie's smile, cruel and cold
Like Keats's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Hubies Manager
Blame it on Hubies Manager
Blame it on Hubies Manager

My playlist update...

From time to time, I shall post the songs in my playlist...

Here are some of em:-

The White Stripes : Seven Nation Army
Disturbed : Down With The Sickness
Dr. Dre & Snoop : Nutin but a G Thang
Jason Mraz : The Remedy (I Won't Worry)
Eminem : Guilty Conscience
Five For Fighting : Superman

just lost a job for the first time in my life.
I always ended things the way they ought to be. Not this time.
I don't even know why I am posting this.....its not for any pity, thats for certain........

Don't worry though..I still have a back up job just waitin to become full time.

Click on the link below if you are sick of tele-marketing.
The final solution is here. Register your no and never get an irritating call again.
National Do Not Call Registry

America Remembers.

Symantec Worldwide Home Page

Go to the link above and at the bottom left select Symantec Security Check. C'mon don't just sit there reading this....just go do it, you owe it to your computer and all your data.

Seems like the p2p generation is getting something they did not want to download....... a lawsuit from RIAA.

Don't know why????
Just felt like posting some of my favorite murphy's laws.

I use them more than just 'sometimes;.

Rule of Accuracy
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Law of Adult Opportunity
Opportunity always knocks at the least appropriate moment.

Law of Airports
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch the flight.

Alan's Law of Research
The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

Law of Algebra
You never catch on until after the test.

Jewish Faith
What is hateful to you, do not to your fellow men. That is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary.
The Talmud


Tzu-kung asked, 'Is there a single word which can be a guide to conduct throughout one's life?' The Master said, 'It is perhaps the word shu. Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.'
Analects, 15.24

They say there is no such thing as happiness....

BUT

Buffalo winning
Miami losing
New England losing
New York Jets losing........comes pretty close to it.

Well Well....

the computer has returned to its 'sanctum sanctorum'


Expect the postings to increase

Its spiritual week here at Ruman's Blog.

The Golden Rule

The Golden Rule or the ethic of reciprocity is found in the scriptures of nearly every religion. It is often regarded as the most concise and general principle of ethics. It is a condensation in one principle of all longer lists of ordinances such as the Decalogue.

Day 1.

Bahá'í Faith
And if thine eyes be turned towards justice, choose thou for thy neighbour that which thou choosest for thyself.
_Epistle to the Son of the Wolf_, 30

Do not do unto others what angers you if done to you by others.
Isocrates 436-338 BCE

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

Its time for the joke of the day.....ta-da.....(trumpets sound in a distance)

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."


Post more soon.

My Greek Civ. Professor finally solved the issue that had taxed me for a long time.....Why are animal's named so rough while their meat is named very stylish.
Here is an example.

No one says, I'll have a pig...they say pork
No one says I'll have a swine...they say ham.
Similarly people call cow..beef
deer...veal
lamb..mutton.

Well, that is because German is a low level language while french is a hig class language.
All the farmers and meat herders spoke german, while meat eaters spoke french.

Therefore it was in the evolution of the Indo-Europeans that the language classification was formed.

........damm; I could not update for a couple of days despite having lots of things to say. That I belive is one of the most frustrating things.

Did anyone catch the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA) two days ago?
DID YOU ALL SEE BRITNEY OPEN MOUTH KISS MADONNA and then MADONNA KISS CRISTINA AUGUILIRA.

I bet every guy on the planet who saw that must have had the same expression I did. I doubt anything can ever recreate that expression.

Anyway on other notes, I finally started my new job at the dorm food court downstairs.

Had fun . Made $102.50 in 3 days. Today is the third day.
They made me scrub the entire main kitchen. And lets not forget all the dishes.....but it was good training.

Post more soon. My fingers hurt like crazy. I have cleaned more stuff in the last two days than I have in my lifetime.

Well Well, I felt it was my moral duty as a seeker of information and wisdom over the internet to post a link so that people who did not see mars could view some pretty pictures.

So here is the link....(Finally. Sorry to make you wait dad.)

http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/2003/22


P.S Today was the first day I wore my new lenses...Woo-Hoo. 3 cheers to corrective vision

Man.....last night saw mars...Could not see it as well as it was hyped though.

Must be all the bright lights around my dorm building.

Well, hubblesite.com is posting pictures of mars, so you can catch 'them'

After the bomb blasts I felt it was necessary to post something worthwhile...now that I re-read the post I made earlier this morning, I feel that my post was out of anger and not rational.

So here is my new blog....

Lyrics of a song by Black Eyed Peas...called Where is the love

...Note only certain sections have been posted:::

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma

But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With the ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin' in

Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our own direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive to lovers bound

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love


Peace.

Damm you terrorists...
Another bomb blasts in BOMBay.........or Mumbai...sounds better.
I hope the people responsible are caught and then I would pay to see each one of them tortured and killed.

The attacks are a repeat of 10 years ago...just hope riots do NOT follow the pattern as well....

Link::::: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cms.dll/html/uncomp/articleshow?msid=145756

God Bless the Dead

Just wanted to holler that I am back in good 'ol buffalo for the fall sem.
Cant wait for the sem to begin.
Post more details from the NY trip soon.

Ciao

Hanging out in NY with my cousin.
He sure has a NICE setup going here. Huge speakers, nice dvd collection, a fast computer with an even fast net conncetion.
GOing to Manhattan tonight to check out my sisters new apartment. I'll stay there overnight and check out some of the best haunts in the 'village'.

Should be a fun week.

Attended the Indian Independance Day celebrations in the temple in Getzville,Buffalo. NY

It was fun. Lots of stalls with Indian food and Indian music and dance.
There were some raffles and I happened to win a 1930 Caddilac....yeah
Not a car (as I thought) but a picture (Its really awesome) of the car.
Got the Indian flag tatooed on my biceps.......kiddin maa. I got it painted.
But the clear highlight was when my aunt gave ME the keys to her beemer and said I could drive it home. AND I DID.......nuff said me thinks

Found some really nice and informative stuff.
Goto the link below. It has according to the website "Search patterns, trends, and surprises"

p.s Its by google...

Google Press Center: 2002 Year-End Zeitgeist: "Search patterns, trends, and surprises"

HAPPY INDEPENDANCE INDIA.

MERA BHARAT MAHAN
JAI HIND

Ouch.....had to delay my Ny trip due to the power blackout on the east coast.
Luckily the stock market did not suffer:-


Blackout Hampers Wall St. Close (washingtonpost.com)

Bye Bye Buffalo.

Off to NYC for a 10 day summer break.

Postings should be constant though

Over and out

Google Press Center: Zeitgeist

WOO-HOO
MADE IT BABY

i am in the school of management
just found out
and apparently forgot all my grammer as well

chill

YES...
knocked that A in accounting.
Had to really workhard for it. Still I would recommend that course for anyone.

On my way to the school of management to try and get into the business school.

What a day.
Finished my accounting final
And then downed my first forty.....yeahhhhhhhhh

Thank you Scott and Lijo for my initiation into the beer-dude club

Hey , check out what I did yesterday.

p.s Please don't get bored and try to read the entire thingie

8:00 am : Woke up

10:10 am : Left for the bus

10:25 am : Boarded the bus

10:50 am : At north campus

11:00 am : In accounting class

12:30 pm : Drop off some transcripts at Business Office, Goto Comm. dept cause my friend Scott wanted to speak to his advisor.

12:50 pm : LUNCH at Burger King

1:00 pm : In lib. completing problem set (worth 50 points)

3:15 pm : goto eng dept with scott and ligio (another friend)

3:30 pm : Special help class with prof. Went to verify problem set. Enjoyed class so sat down just for the heck of it.

4:12 pm : Scott and Ligio leave as they got bored. Decided to meet at 6:30 in lib for study group

5:00 pm : Leave class cause the teacher had to leave. Got email address from a cute asian girl.

5:05 pm : Lib rectifying problem set and completing hw for today's class.

6:25 pm : Scott arrives, soon Ligio arrives

6:35 pm : In the study group room

8:25 pm : Leave for the day. Really hungry. Note Had Lunch at 12:50.

8:45 pm : Scott drives me to Wegman's for some subs.

9:25 pm : Thankfully He also drops me off at South Campus

9:30 pm : Sportscenter

10:30 pm : Try to sleep

11:00 pm : Finally fell asleep.

6:00 am : Woke up today

Brand new day, octane filled cause I have final quiz today. Final test on Friday

Celebrated yesterday's performance with a beer at 6:30 am borrowed from my friends.

The new day has just begun

Comments????



Note: The above lines are not an art form known as hyperbole.

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I apologise to any sardarji's in advance
Read at your own risk....

You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:

Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot out.

Thinks socialism means partying

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his
head.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!)

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.(Again, T silent)

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

Movie Review:
(Hopefully the first of many)

I was thinking hard regarding the movie I should start my reviewing with. So I decided the movie should be the most recent I have seen.

That would be the one i saw last night. All alone in the basement in the dark in an empty house - Final Destination.

This was a surprisingly scary movie. Maybe it was just the ambience, may be not. This movie is a few years old but still managed to scare me shitless....
The story starts with a school trip to Paris. Alex is a guy who gets a premonition and basically sees the plane he is on burting into flames. He then realizes that he was seeing the future, so he screams and in the ensuing madness is kicked out of the plane alongwith some classmates and one teacher.

The plane proves him right by exploding the moment it leaves the runway.
Everyone starts seeing him as a freak, but he comes to realize that death has a design for everyone and all he must do to survive is find the design.

The resuts of his deductions are downright spooky and the saying 'Death will find a way' is right on.

I recommend this movie highly to anyone with an appetite for horror and thrill.
Just remember 'Nothing is certain except Death and Taxes'

Songs currently in my playlist:-

The Calling- Wherever you will go
Coldplay- The Scientist
Coldplay- Clocks
Matchbox Twenty- Unwell
Audioslave- Like a Stone
Guster- Two points for honesty
Tupac Shakur- Thugz Manison

Do try and listnen to these songs sometimes.

p.s This is not the serious posting I mailed you guys abt.
That one is right below.

Trying to insert a direct link here
Testing

Click to view the SriKrishna

I was reading timesofindia.com and was reading about the recent bomb blast in the BEST bus last monday.
I was also reading about the Shiv-Sena & BJP sponsored 'bandh'
Kudos to the VHP and also to some muslim organizations that supported this bandh.

I would hate to see a communal backlash similar to Dec '93.
I have strong feelings about those days but I would like to keep them private.
What I would like to make public is the location of the entire Srikrinshna Comminsion report based on those days when Mumbai burnt.
Please read it and see for yourself, feel for yourself.

http://www.altindia.net/srikrishnareport.htm

I pray to whatever I belive in that such a thing is not repeated.

If you have any comments do mail me.

Jai Hind.

Just got back from Accounting class.

Beautiful weather this summer really.
Man, I had a tough quiz yesterday. It took me about 5 min to understand the problem and figure out what was expected of me. So when I saw my friends get their tests back today and dropping like dead flies I was shit scared.

But somehow I got 10/10. Man was I happy
The race is on again.
Must finish this final lap flying high or else the last 5 weeks will not be worth the efforts I put in them.

Greetings people,

For some really nice and deep quotes head over to the following page:-

http://www.onfocus.com/quote.asp

Musings of a confused philosopher:

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

And now some of my favs:
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
To be a leader, watch where others are headed then run out in front of them.
Strangers are only friends we haven't met.

I'll post more of these soon.

just read yesterday that the next season of friends will be their last...ahem ahem...{officially} this time.

Well, after ten years you would think a person would get sick of a show, well not me. I still love the re-runs and having about 95% of the eps on my computer helps.
There are numerous transcript sites on the net if you missed an episode, so be sure to check them out.

Peace

Hows everyone doing this fine week-end.
Another week passed away and today I read that Sushma Swaraj, the Health Minister of India announced that India has developed a vaccince for AIDS. My first thought was 'damm' India might be rich if this proves true.

But then I thought, this news is like a green signal for infidelity and adultry.

God Bless the Dead.

In my visit's to various Buffalo Bar's I have met people and seen people say stuff that is strange and very peculiar.

So i decided to let people know what people mean when they say something.
Here is the unofficial bar terminology

1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(We will not be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end... drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round, they will be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to have sex with your girl friend.)

4. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL."
(FEMALE) (I am easy.)

5. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL."
(MALE) (I am gay.)

6. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (FEMALE)
(I am really easy)

7. "I'LL HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN." (MALE)
(I'm really gay)

8. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME."
(FEMALE)
(You are paying more attention to your friends than to me.)

9. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME."
(MALE) (I am horny.)

10. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I have not bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)

11. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE) (Get the hell out of the way.)

12. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd.)

13. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Do not even think about groping me; just get the hell out of my way.)

14. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat butt. Who do you think you are anyway? You are certainly not all that, Miss Thing, coming in here dressed like a hoochie...
In addition, get your eyes off my man, or I will slap you like the cheap sl*t that you are.)

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Post more soon

Here is the best back to school guide I have ever read in my life...

http://www.cnet.com/techtrends/0-21321525-8-21321630-1.html?tag=st.cn.1.bts.21321525-8-21321630-1

You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing him/herself in the most extraordinarily stupid way. It is once again time to vote for the Darwin Award nominees for 2003.

You may recall last year's Darwin Award winner: The man who found out moments before making a 300 MPH dent in an Arizona cliff that the JATO (jet assisted take off) unit he'd strapped to his car could not be turned off once it was turned on. 1994's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.

Some of my favorite nominees for 2003 are as follows :
Note. the order in which they are posted is random and does not reflect my personal choices.

1> A Queensland, Australia man, 63, and his female companion, 64, were driving along the Newell Highway near Moree, in Northwestern New South Wales, on Wednesday night, police said. Their car crashed into The side of a fully laden, 600 meter long train at a level crossing .

The vehicle became wedged between the second last and last carriages And was dragged sideways beside the track as the train continued towards Moree, a police spokeswoman said. After being carried more than a kilometer and a half, they approached an unfenced bridge with a 10 meter drop, the spokeswoman said. Moments before they reached the precipice, the car was struck by a pylon, dislodged from the train and spun several times.

When it came to rest, the pair managed to free themselves from the wreck with minor bruising and the man set off along the railway line for help. But he slipped on the bridge and fell to his death.

2> In February, according to police in Windsor, Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles.

3> A man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb, slipped and fell 23 floors to his death while he was standing on a chair with wheels. "It appears the chair moved and he went over the balcony. It's one of those freak accidents. No foul play is suspected" (get it?)

4> Ken Charles Barger,47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

5> Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60 foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo.

The chicken was pulled out. It survived.

6> A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.

Had he been outside or had his windows been opened , it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was "...a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas]." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

7> A 24 yr old salesman from Hialeah, Fla., was killed near Lantana, Fla., in March when his car smashed into a pole in the median strip of I-95 in the middle of the afternoon. Police said that the man was travelling at 80 MPH and, judging by the sales manual that was found open and clutched to his chest, had been busy reading.

Thats all for now. Post more nominees soon.

Things I wish I could say. I know most of you feel the same way:-

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER - my work here is done.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Also visit http://www.saviodsilva.org/lists/f6.htm for more laughs

All of you know me as a funny guy. One of my most favorite comedies happens to be the Blackadder series. Do catch it on TV if you can.
Here are some of my most fav insults from that series. This is Blackadder commenting on various topics:-

ON BALDRICK'S ACTING

The only decent impression he can do is of the man with no talent.

Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by civilisation who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.

ON BOB

You are a girl. And you're a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club.

ON THE FLYING ACES

For 'magnificent men' read 'biggest showoffs since Lady Godiva entered the royal enclosure at Ascot claiming she had literally nothing to wear.'

ON LIEUTENANT GEORGE'S ACTING

You were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick.

ON PRIME MINISTER PITT

He's about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.

ON THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL

He's the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.
ON SQUADRON COMMANDER FLASHHEART

Most of the infantry think you're a prat. Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flashheart or the man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time.

ON WAR

A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

BTW.....i completely forgot to mention that the no of people who attended the food festival.
The mind boggling no was released today
And it was 400,000
WOW....4 hundered thousand (thats 4 lakh for folks in India)

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What an awesome and fun week-end.
Met tons of people at America's second largest food festival (After Chichago).
I was working for a local Indian resteraunt by the name of Tandoori.

It was so much fun...but very tiring. I guess I served food to at least five hundered people myself during the two days of Taste-o Buffalo

I'll be back next year.
I can promise that

Watched a grand marathon of Comedy Central Presents Fiday Night Standup today.

Man, some of these comics are really great
Makes me wanna have my own comedy club as a way of promoting comedy and also earning some money on the side. (wink wink)

I fancy some Homer Simpson quotes from one of my all favorite shows - The Simpsons.

So here are some for today:-

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not
whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled
child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of
TV a day.

Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out
something old! Remember that time I took a home
wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you,
but let's get through this thing and then I can continue
killing you with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!

Well today its time to diss some layers so here goes......
Please don't sue.
hehe

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

As Mr. Smith was on his deathbed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most - his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them, "I'm going to give you each £30,000 in cash before I die. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me."

All three agreed to do this and were given the money. At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside. While riding in the limousine to the cemetery, the clergyman said "I have to confess something to you fellows. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took £10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one. I only put £20,000 in the coffin." The physician then said, "Well, since we're confiding in one another, I might as well tell you that I didn't put the full £30,000 in the coffin either.

Smith had a disease that could have been diagnosed sooner if I had this very new machine, but the machine cost £20,000 and I couldn't afford it then. I used £20,000 of the money to buy the machine so that I might be able to save another patient. I know that Smith would have wanted me to do that." The lawyer then said, "I'm ashamed of both of you. When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full £30,000."

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.

I guess that's enough for today

Laugh it all up people.

Top Ten Good Things About Having The Same Name As A Celebrity


10. Donald Trump: "I forward my credit card bills to him and the idiot actually pays them"

9. Bruce Willis: "My wife can say she saw Bruce Willis naked"

8. Tom Hanks: "Between the two of us, guys named 'Tom Hanks' have won a pair of Academy Awards"

7. Jennifer Lopez: "Who else gets to have 3am phone conversations with a drunken Ben Affleck?"

6. Brad Pitt: "Not only do we have the same name, we have the same abs" (guy lifts shirt)

5. Michael Jackson: "One check sent to the wrong address and I'm set for life"

4. Tom Cruise: "Wait, there's another Tom Cruise?"

3. Julia Roberts: "I can talk the Blockbuster guy into giving me a dollar off when I rent 'Erin Brockovich'"

2. Sean Connery: "I just nailed Julia Roberts in the green room"

1. Dave Letterman: "When people meet me, they say, 'Wow, you look much better in person'"

Hilarious French and American Swipes:---

[Excerpts from a phone call between George W. Bush and French president Jacques Chirac]
Bush> Remember, Jacques: if it weren't for our help in WWII, now you'd be speaking German.

Chirac> I know, but consider this: if it weren't for our help in the Independence war, you'd be speaking English.

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At last our prayers have been answered: Iraqi people are about to become free of their anti-democratic, power-crazed, war-mongering, decisive, ruthless ruler.
Now, friends, we start praying for American people.

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"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from
Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
-- Jay Leno
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"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a
threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru
Paris with a German Flag on it."
-- Dave Letterman
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.......and my all time favorite! Why are all the highways in France lined
with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
-- The French Army
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Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
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The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count on
the French to be there when they need us."
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a really laugh-riot:----

A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor, compass, and slide rule. The security crew immediately searched the elderly man when they saw him boarding with a calculator in his hand. A search of his hand bag revealed the devices. The man was charged with carrying instruments of math instruction.
Further investigation has revealed he is a member of the Al-Gebra terrorist network.

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I tease because I love. Specifically, I
love the power-rush I get every time you run
upstairs sobbing and lock yourself in the bathroom.

(Andy Ihnatko)

Note to self....cut down on the caffeine

goto the website below for ruminations or what I like to call RUMAnations....hehe
http://www.ruminate.com/arcs/arcs_rums.htm

My respect for Eminem increased tenfolds today

I read and then re-read the lyrics for Sing for the Moment and 8 Mile Road

Man..they are powerful

Watched "Last comic standing" and the real world today.

Man, Some reality shows are really good

Post more soon

Happy Independence America

http://home.iccas.com/jimhull/Humor.html

Simply one of the deepest and funniest sites on the internet.

Hail to JIM HULL

Hello people, I'm back with some incredible movie quotes.
These are among my favs so check em out and hopefully you have noticed some of these before.

"You make me want to be a better man." -- As Good As It Gets

"The truth! You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!" -- A Few Good Men

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -- Apocalypse Now

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -- The Godfather

"Show me the money!" -- Jerry Maguire

"Once we get out of the eighties, the nineties are gonna make the sixties look like the fifties." -- Flashback

"It's not how you stand by your car. It's how you race your car." -- The Fast and the Furious

"Just because you're a character doesn't mean you have character." -- Pulp Fiction

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time." -- The Fast and the Furious

"Houston, we have a problem." -- Apollo 13

"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth." ... "What truth?" ... "There is no spoon." -- The Matrix

"You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." The Matrix

"When you love someone, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes you by." -- My Best Friend's Wedding

"This was no boating accident." -- Jaws

"Dude, where's my car?" -- Dude, Where's My Car?

"I see dead people." -- The Sixth Sense

"That's all I got to say about that." -- Forrest Gump

"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get." -- Forrest Gump

"You're so money and you don't even know it" -- Swingers

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." -- A Few Good Men

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." -- The Shawshank Redemption

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?!'" -- Real Genius

"Hasta la vista, baby!" -- Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Hey people, here is a hilarious rap parody of the matrix-reloaded.

http://matrixessays.blogspot.com/2003_06_01_matrixessays_archive.html#200371681


Can't wait for revolutions

Hello people,

really missing all of you guys here. Missing playing cards, watching some movies or just chillin with you folks in India.

p.s also miss you maa.

Hello people, finally moved into my new summer housing today.

Nice rooms here on south campus.

in other news, my sis finally graduated from high school last night......GO SMITA.

post more tommorow

out.

sorry guys....i know long time no upodates, but my net connection was really slow in India. Anyway I am back now and the updates are sure to follow.

Back home baby..

Missed everyone here a lot. Can't wait to meet all my friends in the morrow and then some.

Will post soon.

I'm all tapped out.

FINALLY....the epic adventure is over.

No onwards to part II....the return 2 India.

Man...I am gonna miss my dorm room. Spent > 3 months in that place..

Adam & Eric...you guys were good roomies...gonna miss ya all.

Studied a lot today.
One final to go. It is worth 50% of the over all grade.

Talk about a messed up grading system.

Can't belive the speed at which this academic year flew by. Its been almost 9 months since I left India's shores and I can't wait to get back there in 4 days.

Post more soon

ciao

ohmigod......my feet are killing me right now. Shot some more hoops today.Somebody banged his head against my face. I was intuitive today so i decided to wear contacts. Thank god cause my glasses would have taken apart today. The result was that only my nose got head butted and is still aching.

On a brighter note, just downloaded four new movies I haven't seen yet so a saturday night movie marathon coming up.

Post more tomorrow..maybe I'll review some of the movies I saw sat night.

Time will tell,

Peace.

Man...what a wild day..and the strange part was that it was a thursday.

Completed my accounting final, then got drunk and played some pool.

Chugged an entire can for the first time in my life...
AND then woke up this morning and submitted my english portfolio.
Right now I am relaxing; listning to some punjabi dance music.

Later....

"If you're not inside, you're outside, OK? And i'm not talking about some $400,000 a year wall st stiff flying first class and being compfortable, i'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet, rich enough not to waste time. 50, 100 million dollars buddy, a player...or nothing."

- G.G., Wall Street

Accounting final tommorow....

Did some studyin today.
Finally got off my chair and shot some hoops today.

Made me think of Chandler in Friends...

Quote "If I die tommorow, the only way people will ever know I existed will be by the ass print on this chair" Unquote

Made me think..damm, I gotta get myself a nice comfy leather chair for next semester.

Later....

Wow....The second final down...just two more to go and then I am off to India for about 45 days.

You see I am the kind of guy who belives the final is at 2:00 pm...................................................................................................................................................................................
.............................but then at 11:50 reads the schedule really carefully only to realize the final is a 2 hr one and gets over at 2:00, thats right I have about 10 mins to get to the examination room but I don't panic....hey its me. I'm cool.

I just SCREAM at the top of my voice, grab the following and run out of the door:

jacket, calculator, a pencil, wait...a second pencil, a pen, THE wallet and my trust ol' watch.

Reached the hall at 12:07.
Finished at 1:49.

aah.......life goes on.

Guys..if any one wants to really get serious and start blogging, a tool I highly recommend is w.blogger.

Search for it and try it.
I might post a link in a couple of days

Hey guys, here is a picture of mine...

I call it me and my mirror

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p.s....This is what the alphabet would look like if q & r were removed.

The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer :-----------

Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years

Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!

A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self

Because You're Sober

Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway

Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!

You have to fill your bladder with something.

Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.

We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.

Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You

It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

Easier to Spell than Whiskey

The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid

and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...


Beer: It's how you got here.

Here we go people....part 2 of Zan Faction

Quote:
A/N: All names associated with Red Faction belong to Volition Entertainmenmt and NOT me.

All names associated with the show "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims and NOT me.


Anyway, here is part 2.

I was so tired of my life; so tired that I did the unimaginable. I signed up with an alien company and left my home and everything I had behind. I needed things to change; I just never imagined they would change so drastically.

Let me first tell you what happened on the journey from Earth.

‘The Husk’ was a big ship. It was filled with Thorions, Lokians and Odinons which were residents of the three newest planets to make contact with Earth.

All these people were on their way to Antar to join The Skins Corp. Earth acted as a junction between the space systems.

Most of the travelers arrived a few days ago and had already bunked into the ship.

I saved money traveling on the company’s ship as I did not have to buy a ticket.

Ticket prices were raising everyday, as costs for the fuels required to fly the ship, went up.

I was assigned section four-one-one-r. It was pretty tough to find my room, what with the ship containing about six thousand rooms and all. There were guards everywhere. I should have realized what the situation was going to be like on Antar by watching the attitude of the guards on the ship. The guards were all huge and loved bullying the passengers around. If you were a scrawny human you might as well forget about getting to your final destination without being pushed around and laughed at for at least an hour. It was a good thing I was anything but scrawny. Passing through the cafeteria, I saw that the people there were all scared of the guards. Some of the guards were walking from table to table demanding a kind of protection money.

I was instantly reminded of the era of the mafia back on Earth when they collected money through extortion.

All I can say is these people were much tougher than the Mafiosi. They would act first, answer questions later, if questions were even asked. Before anyone came toward me I was out of there. There was no way I was going to be a mark for them to target.

I always wonder; would I have gotten off the ship if I knew what was going to happen to me on Antar. I think not.

By sticking to the shadows and avoiding anyone in the corridors I finally made it to my room. The room assigned to me was pretty small. It was a room big enough for just two people. I waited to see who my roommate would be. I was hoping it was neither of the aliens on board. That’s when I thought that I was an alien to those people myself.

It wasn’t that I discriminated against aliens. I just did not want the people I had encountered before with me. I didn’t want to share the small confined space; that would be my living quarters during the trip to Antar, with one of them.

Each one of them had a distinct quality. The Thorions were an aggressive race. Strong built and always carrying a weapon.

The Lokions were a very mischievous and naught race. Always searching for fun and committing trouble wherever they went.

The Odinons were by far the better of the three. Wise and old, they were the only race among the three that was older than the Earthlings.

I was brought out of my musing by a loud sound followed by the opening of the door. I tilted my head as I lie on the bed that I had claimed as mine. The man who followed the sound was very peculiar. Initially, I got a feeling that he was a Lokion, what with his dress and all.

He was dressed like a trickster would. He was wearing this brown jacket. To the naked eye it was a simple piece of clothing but the trained eye could have noticed the small knife in his shirt pocket or a radio in the outer pocket. I could make out some guns here and then some. Obviously the contents of his inner coat were not lost on me. He must have made a lot of enemies if he carried around all the ammunition that he did.

He went to the open bed, put his bags underneath it and sat down. Not long after he had sat down the door chimed and some people came in to talk to him. I relaxed and closed my eyes wishing for this trip to be over soon.

With the space as small as it was, it was hard not to eavesdrop. I did everything possible to try not to listen and the first time I thought I had done a good job. I had only caught bits and pieces of his conversation with the others. With the volume of visitors that was coming to our door I thought this guy was pretty popular, that is, until I heard some shouting. I woke up only to find my roommate was being ganged up on by six other individuals.

Three of them were obviously Lokions. I realized this when I saw their appearance. They were tiny in size although I knew they were shape-shifters. Imagine a dress that a clown would wear on the day he did not have to work or had retired. It was slightly formal but with the inner image of a joker imminent.

I thought this was an internal matter but when I saw that the other three were Thorions, I almost felt pity for the poor guy.

Thorions were from the same space system as the Lokions. They always carried around this huge hammer with them. They were dressed in rough clothing similar to the ones worn by Gimli in the Lord of the Rings (remember that movie?) and they smelt as bad as you can imagine they would.

They were obviously arguing about some bet they had made and had lost. Anyway, they were here to take their money back from my roommate. He brushed them off and spoke English with a clear Texan accent. I immediately realized this guy was a human and decided to help him out.

I stood up and discreetly went for the blaster in my duffel bag. “What’s up guys,” I asked casually. The Thorions didn’t even turn but the Lokions immediately noticed me and decided I was a small liability to be cleared off. One of them touched a Thorion and pointed to me. Evidently he needed the Thorion to do his dirty work. The human also looked at me with an expression I could not make out.

However, when he saw the blaster in my left hand, he smirked. He signaled me to look behind him, on the bed under a blanket with the flick of his eyes. I saw a chain gun obviously needed to fend off such situations. He silently begged me to create a distraction so he could get the gun. I was nervous. Having a gun in a duffel bag does not mean you go around waving it everyday.

But I nodded and then without a word kicked the nearest Lokian. He was pretty light because he went flying through the opened door. The Thorions must have been pretty dumb or had slow reflexes because the next thing I knew they were all laying down on the floor in a pool of their own blood. The remaining Lokians fled the room. I didn’t blame them. Taking down three Thorians all at once was something that didn’t happen all that frequently. And whoever dared to do such a thing could have wiped out a Lokian quite easily.

The other human was calm as he went out and called a medic to take away the bodies.

I was still frozen when he came back in to talk to me.

I must have been really frozen because he had to really give me a good shake.

When I breathed again, he visibly relaxed.

He threw his gun on the bed, opened a bottle of whiskey and poured a glass and gave it to me.

“Good job there buddy”, he complimented me.

“Thanks. Nice shooting by the way.” I was trying to make small talk. I had no idea what kind of character he was. I thought if I looked at him the wrong way he would surely blast me so I was nervous.

He must have sensed my discomfort because he told me, “Been shooting for years, my dad’s the sheriff of my town.” That was enough for me. He was a good ol boy from a small town in Texas. Who would be better to have my back than him?

All I could say was, “No wonder,” then I added, “My names Max, Max Evans.”

He grinned and replied,”Valenti, Kyle Valenti.”

I didn’t know if this was a good thing or not. My first friend had just waxed three Thorians. I definitely wanted him in my corner but what caused him to get mixed up with them in the first place? That could be a bad thing. Did I really want to get mixed up in this? There was so much that I didn’t know so many unknown variables to deal with. All I know is that I didn’t have the comfort of being told what to do anymore. All I know is that I’m on my way to an alien planet to change my life from being what it had always been. This time I am on my own, making my own choices and taking responsibility for them.

I was on my way to becoming the Max Evans that I had envisioned being. This was just the first of many steps that I had to take.

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and ruman_agarwal on the msn network

I was refelcting on some philosophical shit we see in the movies when I realised these lines from the Matrix are so true...
check it out.......

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

Dr. Ellie Arroway: Occam's razor. You ever heard of it?
Palmer Joss: Hack-em's Razor. Sounds like some slasher movie.

S.R. Hadden: First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?

Michael Kitz: Your having sent this announcement all over the world may well constitute a breach of national security.
Dr. Ellie Arroway: This isn't a person-to-person call. You can't possibly think that a civilization sending this kind of message would intend it just for Americans.
Michael Kitz: I'm saying you might have consulted us; obviously, the contents of this message could be extremely sensitive.
Dr. Ellie Arroway: You want to classify prime numbers?

New:::::::Quotes from the movie Contact...these are really good

Palmer Joss: What are you studying up there?
Dr. Ellie Arroway: Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?
Palmer Joss: The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjective here and there.

Whew.......Watched 'Contact' yesterday.

What a movie that is.
I could totally relate to Dr. Ellie Arroway (thats Jodie Foster's character).

Here is my favorite conversation from the movie:

Ellie Arroway: Dad, do you think there's people on other planets?
Ted Arroway: I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space.

Makes sense.....
Watching that movie makes me want to screw my Business Major and run off to Berkely, California and join the SETI project....thats the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence.

Maybe someday.

made changes to the design template..

hope this version is optimum...

the future weeks will tell...

man..this week was a rush

Lots of assignments and finals.....

Been busy so lack of updates.
Played a lot of pool today.

Right now its 12:14 am on Thursday the 24th of April.....sippin some coke and pondering over the meaning of life....NOT
kiddin....sippin some coke and reading some roswell fanfic...studied for 5 hrs straight in the lounge....

chillin some...
post more tommorow based on how my two exams go.

Aah....sunday. Finally a day when goofing off is mandatory.

Had fun last night. Went to my aunt's house.

Had good home cooked Indian food after a long time.
19 days to go back to India...the countdown is on

Go find your old batch friends at the following website:

http://www.batchmates.com/home.asp

Man, what a day. Finally got that research paper draft ready for peer review.

It was so windy today, it was fucking crazy.

23 days to go back to the home land....

Can't fucking wait.
Do you guys ever read roswell fanfiction. You guys should.
Here, lemme tell you the best sites to read that fanfic::

http://www.roswellfanatics.net/
http://pub13.ezboard.com/bouterhaven45775



Be sure to read em and let me know what you think.

Wow, had an oral presentation today.

Finally got it done with. It went well, lets see what the teacher thinks though.

Loving the Jedi Knight II : Jedi Outcast game.
Had a marathon playing run today online....had fun.

The next few weeks are gonan go by fast and then I am off to India for summer break for 45 days.
p.s If you wanna mail me do it at ruman_agarwal@hotmail.com